Dear Stinkbug

Dear Stinkbug in my sink this morning,

You may have heard that we’re running a B&B for insects down here. I mean, we currently house a mantis, a butterfly, a dozen crickets, 5 superworms, and a fluxuating number of black flies and aphids. I can see how you could get confused.


Most of those are food for the other animals in the house. The only animals invited here to stay and not get eaten are the ones that will shortly be released to the outdoors to help out the garden. And we all know, Mr. Stinkbug, you are not going to be any help in the garden.

So, please, understand that we will not tolerate you here, hanging out by the kitchen sink.

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